[Deadpool x Reader] Mrs. Potato Head [Songfic]
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The bolded/italicized text = song lyrics
Song: "Mrs. Potato Head" by Melanie Martinez
If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
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Hi, my name is Melissa Dittrich and I'm from California where I usually go to beach or boardwalk when it's beauitful outside just for fun times. I enjoy Graphic Design and anything that is creative to made. If you like to know about me more, just ask me. Peace out, Melika.
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